Pat Blakely

Content Wizardry and Knock 'Em Dead Copy is My Jam

Hi, I'm Pat.

Now, before we dive into what I can do, I'll tell you about bit about myself in a little Q&A session I like to call:

Getting to Know Pat Blakely

1. What's the weirdest things only your friends know about you?

Ha! Trick question, I have no friends.

2. If you had to eat the same meal for the rest of your life what would it be?

If I had to eat the same meal until the end of my days it’d be Shake ’n’ Bake chicken. The original, plain-Jane, comes-in-a-red-box Shake ‘n’ Bake.

Not Extra Crispy.

Not Italian.

And none of that Ranch nonsense.

Original. Shake. ‘n’. Bake.

I’m also into the Barbecue glaze on chicken wings; it’s a top contender.

But chicken wings every day? No.

Don’t get me wrong, I love chicken wings. But I don’t want to ruin the good thing I have with chicken wings right now. If you love something, let it go, right?

3. Favorite Potato Chips?

I'll defend Ketchup chips until my dying breath.

Pat Blakely: What Can He Do?

Blog Posts

If you're looking for blog posts that educate, entertain, and smack your readers in the face with the 'ol razzle dazzle, I'm your guy. I write short and longform articles, delivering slam-dunk content that sets you apart from your competition.

Maybe you're looking for some copy? Don't worry, I got you covered. 

I read your prospects' thoughts like Thanos with the Mind Stone, and target messages with such precision, NASA has me on speed dial.

Here’s a glimpse of what I offer copy-wise:

Web Copy

Your website is how most people discover your business. And first impressions matter. So, let’s not bore your prospects to death. Together we’ll set the backdrop of who you are with compelling and persuasive copy and turn potential customers into repeat buyers.

Landing Pages

Most landing pages are filled with mind-numbing jibber-jabber. Uuugh. Let’s do the right thing and cut through the noise of the internet and standout with a targeted, content-focused landing page to promote your product or service.

Email Marketing

Start sending out emails bursting with charisma and value that’ll keep your subscribers drooling on their screens as they read every word. Buckle-up, because we’re about to embrace email marketing at high-speeds.

Sales Letters

Deleted. That’s what happens to a bleh sales letter. I know, right? Womp Womp. Now, a good sales letter isn’t luck or voodoo, it’s a formula. How’s it done? Capture their attention, create desire, and motivate them to take action. That’s it. No bleh. No witchcraft. Only sales.

Product Descriptions

Features. Benefits. Buy Now. That’s our game plan, boss. Hook customers in with copy that details the specs, and then awaken desire like the trashy romance novels my mom reads.

Let's Do Something Legendary 

Need some content or copy?

Then let's do this, friend.

(I'll even share my Ketchup chips)

Spine-Tingling Samples 

15 Winning Places for Beginners to Score Sports Writing Jobs

Frugal Living 101: Have the Guts to Live Different and Fight for Your Freedom

VUNDER-BALL: The Secret Virtues of Viking Hygiene

Liquid Courage: Why Not Fight a Bear Today?

Topics: Personal Finance, Marketing, Self-Improvement, Blogging, Copywriting
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